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It's patio season again!

Well, technically anyways. The weather is sure giving us a run for our money. But we have faith it will improve.

This summer you can find Mono Tone on Thursday nights at Gator Ted's in Burlington from 7pm to 11pm.

Through the summer, you can also find Semi Tone on the patio at the Thirsty Cactus in Dundas (July 1st & 29th, Aug 12th). And Tone Deaf will make their annual Friday night appearance at the Cactus for the Dundas Cactus Festival (Aug 18th).

Beyond the patio, you can keep cool in the AC and party with Tone Deaf at Bo's Sports Bar in Waterdown on the last Saturday of the each month (July 29th, Aug 26th).

We have things going on all the time, so be sure to check back or keep in touch on Facebook via our Facebook account or via our pages for Tone Deaf or Semi Tone.


The Latest News (and picture de jour)

Mark Turned 50!
Mark Turns Fifty!!!!
Click on image to enlarge

Mark joined the half century club! Old bag of dirt!

The official birthday was January 6th be we celebrated on Friday January 13th... because he's way too much of a wimp to be taking the bike to Dover on that day!

The festivities were at Jerseys Bar and Grill in Burlington. Just ask Mark about it. He could tell you what happened right up to about 11pm... then fade to black!


Movember Photos
Movember 2010

Mark Starts Movember Adam Starts Movember
Starting Photos - Movember 1st

Day 5... and pathetic! Day 12... improved! Day 20... not bad! Day 28... creepy!


Difficult to Say When Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.


"So...how 'bout this weather?!"

Enviroment Canada 5-day Forecast Click here for the five day forecast.

http://weatheroffice.ec.gc.ca/city/pages/on-143_metric_e.html


NEXT SHOW (for each lineup)



Semi Tone
Mono Tone
Thursday July 27th, 2017

Gator Ted's
1505 Guelph Line, Burlington - Phone (905) 336-3133

Show Time: 7:00 PM

Join Mark (Mono Tone) every Thursday night,
rain or shine... inside or out at Gator Ted's,
with great drink and food specials, we got ourselves
a cool Thursday night party! See you there!

For more information visit www.GatorTeds.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Mapquest


Canada Day Eh
Semi Tone
Saturday July 29st, 2016

Thirsty Cactus
2 King Street East, Dundas - Phone (905) 627-8488

Show Time: 1:00-4:00 PM

Just like old time, it's Semi Tone on the patio
at the Thirsty Cactus. Best way we know of to spend
a Canada Day afternoon! Happy 150th Canada!!
Come out and hang with us! You'll be glad you did!

For more information visit www.ThirstyCactus.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Mapquest


Semi Tone @ 5West
Semi Tone
Friday July 28th, 2017

5West Brewpub and Kitchen
3600 Dundas Street West, Burlington - Phone (905) 315-8782

Show Time: 8:00 PM

Back at 5 West... well, first time as 5West...
previously known as The Purple Heather. And it's
looking good! Love to see you out! Cheers!

For more information visit www.5WestBrewpubKitchen.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Mapquest


Tone Deaf @ Windjammer
Tone Deaf
Friday June 30th, 2017

Windjammer Bar & Grill
5353 Lakeshore Road, Burlington - Phone (905) 632-2333

Show Time: 8:00 PM

Hey... they asked us back! Sa-weet!
Come join us for a triumphant return! The first time
was a lot of fun... this time promises to be too!
We'll see you there!

For more information visit www.windjammerbythelake.com
For a map and/or directions, click on Mapquest



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just click on Show Listings.

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