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It's patio season again!

Well, technically anyways. The weather is sure giving us a run for our money. But we have faith it will improve.

This summer you can find Mono Tone on Thursday nights at Gator Ted's in Burlington from 7pm to 11pm.

Through the summer, you can also find Semi Tone on the patio at the Thirsty Cactus in Dundas (July 1st & 29th, Aug 12th). And Tone Deaf will make their annual Friday night appearance at the Cactus for the Dundas Cactus Festival (Aug 18th).

Beyond the patio, you can keep cool in the AC and party with Tone Deaf at Bo's Sports Bar in Waterdown on the last Saturday of the each month (July 29th, Aug 26th).

We have things going on all the time, so be sure to check back or keep in touch on Facebook via our Facebook account or via our pages for Tone Deaf or Semi Tone.


The Latest News (and picture de jour)

Mark Turned 50!
Mark Turns Fifty!!!!
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Mark joined the half century club! Old bag of dirt!

The official birthday was January 6th be we celebrated on Friday January 13th... because he's way too much of a wimp to be taking the bike to Dover on that day!

The festivities were at Jerseys Bar and Grill in Burlington. Just ask Mark about it. He could tell you what happened right up to about 11pm... then fade to black!


Movember Photos
Movember 2010

Mark Starts Movember Adam Starts Movember
Starting Photos - Movember 1st

Day 5... and pathetic! Day 12... improved! Day 20... not bad! Day 28... creepy!


Difficult to Say When Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.


"So...how 'bout this weather?!"

Enviroment Canada 5-day Forecast Click here for the five day forecast.

http://weatheroffice.ec.gc.ca/city/pages/on-143_metric_e.html


NEXT SHOW (for each lineup)




Semi Tone @ Jersey's
Semi Tone
Friday September 29th, 2017

Jersey's Bar and Grill
1450 Headon Road, Burlington - Phone (905) 319-0525

Show Time: 10:00 PM

Just like old times... Semi Tone at Jerseys!
Yup, back in the day we had a weekly gig here.
Join Adam and Mark for acoustic mayhem!

For more information visit www.JerseysBarAndGrill.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Mapquest


Tone Deaf @ Jerseys
Tone Deaf
Friday October 6th, 2017

Jersey's Bar and Grill
1450 Headon Road, Burlington - Phone (905) 319-0525

Show Time: 10:00 PM

Oh how we love Jerseys! Great place to see a band!
Especially on a nice fall evening.
Join us for the party! Cheers!

For more information visit www.JerseysBarAndGrill.ca
For a map and/or directions, click on Mapquest



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just click on Show Listings.

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