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WHAS UP

Happy New Year

Another year is gone... a new one just begun. Don't know about you, but just sittin' here thinkin' "Good riddance 2011!" Okay, it wasn't that bad a year but it tested the patience, that's for sure! And we have lots to look forward to this year.

Semi Tone is continuing playing every second Thursday night at The Dickens in downtown Burlington. Through the winter and spring, Mark will be teaming up with a different "Tone Deafians" for each show, starting at 9pm and going to 1am. In the summer, we'll be takin' 'er outdoors onto the patio, running from 7 to 11. And speaking of "Summer" and "Patio"... which we could really use a dose of right now... come summer, Semi Tone will be hanging on The Dickens patio every other Sunday afternoon through out the summer as well (2-6).

Tone Deaf is doing their fair share of shows at The Dickens too... as well as Jerseys and the Carrigan Arms. Catch them St. Patty's at Jerseys, Christmas, Easter, and Sound of Music parties at The Dickens and, of course, Hallowe'en at Carrigan Arms.

Sugar Dali is keeping busy too with monthly shows at The James Joyce, as well as shows at The Honest Lawyer and others. And Mono Tone is hanging every 6 to 8 weeks at Rebels Rock.

Lots of other things going on too... it's gonna be a busy year! Keep well and we hope to see you soon. Cheers!

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The Latest News (and picture de jour)

Breastapalooza Click on image to enlarge

Thursday night Semi Tone are doing their Thursday night thing at The Dickens in downtown Burlington, 9 to 1. On Friday night, catch Mono Tone at the ever friendly Rebels Rock in Hamilton. If you like the show "The Office" and you like mini golf, you'll love Office Golf. Check out the R U Bored page.

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Movember Photos
Movember 2010

Starting Photos - Movember 1st

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Difficult to Say When Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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"So...how 'bout this weather?!"

 Click here for the five day forecast.

http://weatheroffice.ec.gc.ca/city/pages/on-143_metric_e.html

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NEXT SHOW (for each lineup)

Semi Tone Thursday February 23rd, 2012 The Dickens 423 Elizabeth Street, Burlington - Phone (905) 333-4991 Show Time: 9:00 PM You know, Thursday is the new Friday! You need to get primed for the weekend and the Dicken's is the perfect place to do it. Entertainment every Thursday with Semi Tone every 2nd one. Adam joins Mark on stage this week! For more information visit www.TheDickens.ca For a map and/or directions, click on

Semi Tone Friday February 24th, 2012 American House 324 Dundas Street East, Waterdown - Phone (905) 690-1058 Show Time: 9:00 PM Its been years since playing at the American last! If you would be so kind as to stop in for a pint and help us look popular, we'd be ever so grateful! Great place... looking forward to seeing you there! For more information visit MacleodsAmericanHouse.com For a map and/or directions, click on

Mono Tone Saturday Februay 25th, 2012 Innsville Restaurant 1143 Highway 8, Stoney Creek - Phone (905) 643-1244 Show Time: 8:30 PM The Innsville is renowned for its Prime Rib Come on out for dinner and stay for the show. Mark will be doing it solo...Mono Tone! For more information visit www.Innsville.ca For a map and/or directions, click on

sugar dali Friday March 9th, 2012 James Joyce Irish Pub 847 Browns Line, Etobicoke - Phone (416) 253-9400 Show Time: 9:00 PM We are back at the James Joyce... a great neighbourhood bar in Etobicoke! Come out and party with us! For a map and/or directions, click on

Tone Deaf Saturday February 4th, 2012 Carrigan Arms 2025 Upper Middle Road, Burlington - Phone (905) 332-6131 Show Time: 9:30 PM Who's kidding who? By now, all your resolutions are out the freaken window! Lets have a "Breaking Your Resolutions" party! For more information visit www.CarriganArms.com For a map and/or directions, click on

For a full listing of live shows,
just click on Show Listings.

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WHAS BEEN UP

Where We've Played
Some don't exist anymore...
Many we don't remember...
And we're sure we're missing some...

Abbey Road Pub (Mississauga)
Alice Fazooli’s (Mississauga)
Alice Fazooli’s (Oakville)
American House (Waterdown)
Arkink Farm (Plattsville)
Arlington Hotel (Paris)
Angel’s Roadhouse (Burlington)
Bite Beach BarBQ (Hamilton)
Boss’s Pub (Hannon)
Boston Manor (Burlington)
Boston Pizza (Goderich)
Bronte Harbour Banquet & Conference Centre (Oakville)
Buddy’s Roadhouse (Hamilton)
Burford Agricultural Hall (Burford)
Canadiana Restaurant (Etobicoke)
Carrigan Arms (Burlington)
Caledon Inn (Caledon)
Comber Fair (Comber)
Da-Nite Tavern (Stoney Creek)
Dickens Pub (Burlington)
Dub Linn Gate (Vaughan)
Dundas Legion (Dundas)
Eakins Haulage (Woodstock)
Eatalia (Burlington)
Eureka Farms (Ayr)
Galley Pump (Hamilton)
Galt Golf & Country Club (Cambridge)
Gator Ted’s (Burlington)
Gator Ted’s (Waterdown)
Glen Eagle Golf Club (Bolton)
Glendale Golf & Country Club (Hamilton)
Great Lakes’ Grill (Burlington)
Fiddler’s Green (Cambridge)
Finnigan’s Wake (Oakville)
Fire Hall Restaurant (Oakville)
Flamboro Downs (Hamilton)
Frankie’s Hometown Bar (Brantford)
Franklin Pourhouse (Streetsville)
Future Inn (Cambridge)
Hamilton Beach Rescue Hall (Hamilton)
Hamilton Police Association Banquet Hall (Hamilton)
Hamilton Pride - Bay Front Park (Hamilton)
Hogendoorn Farms (Baden)
Honest Lawyer (Hamilton)
Watermark Taphouse (Waterdown)
Hot Rods (Milton)
Innsville Restaurant (Winona)
Jack Astor’s (Burlington)
Jack Astor’s (Stoney Creek)
James Joyce Irish Pub (Etobicoke)
Jarvis Cornfest (Jarvis)
Jersey’s Bar & Grill (Burlington)
Jimmy Heros (Oakville)
Jr Ranks Mess (CFB Borden)
JT Pluckers (Burlington)
Juliana Bar & Grill (Woodstock)
Kelsey's Restaurant (Burlington)
Kie Farms (St Marys)
Knights of Columbus (Burlington)
Knights of Columbus (Cambridge)
Knights of Columbus (Hamilton)
Landing (The) (Stoney Creek)
Lazy Flamingo (Hamilton)
Lennie B’s Night Club (Cambridge)
Lookout Lounge (Hamilton)
Lotos Bar and Grill (Stoney Creek)
Main Street Station (Bolton)
Manchester Arms (Mississauga)
Mark’s Tree Farm (Freelton)
McLeod’s American Hotel (Waterdown)
Millcroft Golf Club (Burlington)
Moe’s Tavern (Waterdown)
Montgomery Street Party (Burlington)
Newfoundland Club (Cambridge)
Nina’s Bistro (Hamilton)
Oddfellows Lodge (Dundas)
Old Nick (Toronto)
Olde Hespeler Hotel (Cambridge)
Ontario Club (Toronto)
Optimist Hall (Dunnville)
Port Credit Yacht Club (Mississauga)
Preston Legion (Cambridge)
Private Party – Autumn Hill (Burlington)
Private Party – Beach Blvd (Hamilton)
Private Party – Belvenia Rd (Burlington)
Private Party – Cavendish Rd (Burlington)
Private Party - Creekwood Pl (Dundas)
Private Party – Edgewater (Stoney Creek)
Private Party - Fourth Line (Oakville)
Private Party – Glen Rd (Mississauga)
Private Party – Highpoint (Burlington)
Private Party – Marc Lane (Burlington)
Private Party – Miller Ave (Fort Erie)
Private Party - Patterson Rd (Dundas)
Private Party – Ranch Rd (Brantford)
Private Party – Waterbridge Dr (Burlington)
Private Party - Webster's Falls (Dundas)
Private Party – Woodside Dr (Hamilton)
Queens Head (Burlington)
Quigley’s (Toronto)
Rebel’s Rock (Hamilton)
Rockton Fairgrounds (Rockton)
SB Prime (Burlington)
Simioni Hoedown (Stayner)
Thirsty Cactus (Dundas)
THREE 16 Lounge (Hamilton)
Tin Cup Sports Grill (Burlington)
Tin Cup Sports Grill (Oakville)
Touchdown Willy’s (Smithville)
Vehof Farms (Bright)
Vic Johnston Community Centre (Streetsville)
Vicar's Vice (Stoney Creek)
Victoria Hotel (Dunnville)
Waterdown Legion (Waterdown)
Waterloo Inn & Conference Centre (Waterloo)
Watermark Taphouse (Waterdown)
Whistling Walrus (Hamilton)
Yardsale for the Cure (St Catharines)
Ye Olde Squire (Burlington)

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just click on Show Listings.

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